Archive for the 'death' Category

29
Dec
10

What the hell why not?

I have nothing better to do. Perhaps its time to drag the ol blog back out.  Then I will play with it for about 10 minutes before I get bored…but in the meantime, I thought I may as well utilize it to post random crap and musings about the pathetic waste of time 2010 turned out to be, as well as document my new goals and visions for 2011. This should prove to be at least lightly entertaining, especially as we all know I won’t achieve any of them anyways. But man, was it fun thinking about all the great things I could be.

To celebrate my newfound spurt of quasi-productive energy, I thought I would post for you all a picture of my favorite motivational guru, as it was this person who inspired me to get off my lazy ass and do something with my computer time that did not involve gay porn, online mah-jong, or endless hours of Y&R episodes on hulu. You might think it’s Oprah, Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz, or maybe even Tony Robbins, but it’s not.  It’s this handsome guy right here.You know him, and I think you love him too.

15
Mar
10

Three Poems By Dennis Siluk (Actually Only 2, I Seem To Have Lost The First

As you can see, I was feeling very chipper that day.

2

Lazy Boy

A lazy boy is like a hand full of dung,

the longer you hold on it, the more it

smells; the more it smells, the more

people end up looking at you, as if its

yours.

2296 (2-28-2008)

3

Madness

My madness is under my scalp-;

if I had a wig, I’d have no trouble

getting rid of it….

I thought about laying in the snow

and freezing my madness:

and my wife said that was, “Insane…!”

O, I am empty for any more ideas,

witless, clueless!

Meanwhile, I simply endure, –

and point my finger, middle finger,

every which way.

2295 (2-28-2008)

When I’m Dead

When I’m dead I’ll ask the Lord

if I can come back for a spell,

to make sure my wife, Rosa

is well…and I’m sure

He’ll say yes; and

to let her know,

she can go

on with

life…

I’ll see her later

beyond the tunnel’s light





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